Apparently, Florida Sen. Greg Steube has discovered a terrible threat lurking under our noses.
Teenagers who live here.
Teenagers with the audacity to want to attend college.
Teenagers who are immigrants who might better themselves through education, get decent jobs and become productive members of society.
And it is a scourge that must be stopped!
Actually, this turns out to be not all that funny....
11/30/16 Economic Development
Every city has its nominees for ugliest major street. Fowler Avenue is definitely a Tampa contender.
It stretches wide and pedestrian-unfriendly, running east to west between the sprawling University of South Florida and car-clogged Interstate 275, a vista of fast-food joints, strip malls and pawnshops fronting bleary neighborhoods. It's been this way as long as I can remember.
But take a ride down Fowler and surrounding environs with former Hillsborough County Commissioner Mark Sharpe and he does not see this. Or maybe he's just trying to get everyone else to picture what he sees next....
TAMPA — Steve LaBour, who helped organize and empower dozens of civic associations as Tampa's first-ever neighborhood liaison, died Thursday, Nov. 24, 2016. He was 60.
Mr. LaBour died in Charlotte, N.C., where he had moved in 2013 to be close to family. The cause of death was complications from diabetes, said his sister, Phyllis Scutt of Indian Land, S.C.
When then-Mayor Sandy Freedman hired Mr. LaBour after her election in 1987, the city had just a handful of organized neighborhood associations. By the time she left office in 1995, there were more than 50, thanks largely to his efforts....
Joe Redner is mad.
I have written this before, so it is not exactly news. Tampa's strip club king and best-known political provocateur is often mad, railing about politics local and global, about elected officials he calls corrupt and rules he sees as just plain stupid.
At this moment, Redner is talking about the stunning election that has made reality TV star and business mogul Donald Trump this country's president-elect — "The epitome of people I've been fighting all my life!" Redner says — a development that moved him to tears....
This was Election Day's biggest shocker. Okay, locally, anyway.
Hillsborough's affable and well-liked state attorney — endorsed even by the public defender his lawyers squared off against daily — faced a challenge by a politically unknown former federal prosecutor. Not likely, right?
And then incumbent Mark Ober walked away with 49.5 percent of the vote, with newbie Andrew Warren getting 50.4 percent....
Had this monumental presidential election gone the other way — the way a whole lot of people across America thought it would — right now there would be some serious eye-rolling going on.
If the protests that have played out in cities across America were about Hillary Clinton winning — or more specifically, Donald Trump not winning — a lot of people would look at those chanting crowds waving their signs and think:...
At last, Ubering around Hillsborough County is legal. Taking Lyft to dinner is officially kosher, too.
Wait — you didn't know it was illegal in the first place?
Maybe that's because even in a place painfully slow to embrace any meaningful milestone in transportation, a lot of us were already happily Ubering about. And doing so despite a bitter battle with that dated agency that regulates vehicles for hire....
Dear members of the Florida House of Representatives:
Hi. Just us, some of the people who elected you. If you have a minute, we were hoping to talk about some headlines this week.
Not the ones about the fate of the nation and all that. This is about those new rules Rep. Richard Corcoran, the Land O' Lakes Republican who is about to become House speaker, will have waiting for you when you get to Tallahassee....
As voters, we sometimes get fooled.
Candidates and causes fill our mailboxes with fliers that say the other guy lies, cheats and deliberately blocks the Publix aisle with his cart. This particular election, some savvy ads implied a certain constitutional amendment we were about to vote on would surely fill our lives with sunshine.
And sometimes, voters are smarter than that.
Amendment 1 looked like a done deal for Florida. Earlier polls had the so-called solar amendment easily getting the 60 percent of the vote a proposed amendment needs to become enshrined in our state Constitution....
11/08/16 Human Interest
As a prosecutor just out of law school, Lyann Goudie found herself invited to the boss' house for a party.
Hers was no ordinary boss.
Miami-Dade State Attorney Janet Reno was 6 feet 1, Harvard Law, fiercely smart, a little intimidating.
The party was at her home at the edge of the Everglades. Reno's employees' kids ran everywhere. Hot dogs grilled and peacocks roamed free. There on the porch sat Reno's mother, challenging guests to a game of cards. And there was Reno, the boss, in a long, loose, comfortable dress....
11/05/16 Public Safety
Notes from the boat and other news of the week:
Tongues were wagging as assorted elected officials and local leaders made the first ceremonial trip on the Cross-Bay Ferry this week.
The subject of the chatter: the presence of Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn, or lack thereof.
Buckhorn was on hand on land in Tampa to greet the ferry as it arrived on its inaugural jaunt from St. Petersburg with that city's Mayor Rick Kriseman aboard. Another batch of notables waited on the Tampa dock as the boat readied for the journey back, Buckhorn among them....
On a pretty fall afternoon last Sunday, the good citizens of Hillsborough County stopped by the Jan Platt Library in South Tampa to cast their early votes.
Outside, campaign supporters waved signs. Birds sang and children played. The scene was practically Rockwellian.
Until things got "loud," "out of hand" and "ugly" — in the words of the poll worker who called 911.
And all of this was related to a race between two people running not in that bloodbath of a campaign for president, but to be a local judge....
One morning this week, I sailed to work.
Okay, that's an exaggeration. I ferried from downtown St. Petersburg to downtown Tampa on the inaugural voyage of the biggest no-brainer ever to hit two cities separated only by bridges: the Cross-Bay Ferry pilot project.
And once I got off that boat, it was downhill, transportationwise. Which is pretty much how we do progress on transit in these parts, in fits and starts....
Maybe those glossy fliers piling up in your mailbox as Election Day looms should come with a cautionary note:
Warning: This is a political ad and therefore might be a little loose on that whole Truth in Advertising thing. Govern yourself accordingly.
That cynicism is earned. Just this week in a Florida Senate race, a lawyer asked local TV stations to quit running an ad from a Republican committee supporting candidate Dana Young because of a little problem with, you know, the actual facts alleged about her opponent, Democrat Bob Buesing....
Hard to say what's most surprising about Mickey Jacob's name being added to the list of rumored contenders to replace Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn when he term-limits out in three years. (A departure that, by the way, may require a SWAT team, given Buckhorn's fondness for the job.)
So is it most surprising that:
1. Jacob is very much not-from-here — an immigrant, as he likes to say, Canada-born and naturalized 16 years ago?...